This is a wild paragraph from WSJ $70,000 per family. Just wild.

Honest to God, one of the most gorgeous games ever made that also happens to have some of the best gameplay printed on a tiny disc.

This is an awesome post-game exchange between a reporter and Jaguars HC Liam Coen:

If you had told me in 2006 that in 20 years, politics would be animated swastikas pendulating over an image of Donald Trump to reveal a masked portrait of Adolf Hitler because the FDA eased regulations on whole milk in school lunches, I simply would not have believed you

JUST IN - FBI report, citing a confidential human source released in the final batch of Epstein files, claims "Trump has been compromised by Israel."

2028

Massie's face at the end

This is utterly deranged behavior from a U.S. attorney general

All of these are permanently engraved into my memory. I could watch this on mute and tell you precisely what little grunt, scream, yelp or whoop he’s doing based on the clip alone.

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it's a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy.

This is what a patriot looks like.

So my wife asked me why I didn’t buy the new Resident Evil game. I told her I’m doing a backlog year and not buying any games in 2026. Later she mentions she heard it’s actually really good… Then I come home today and this is sitting here.

Why is everyone so obsessed with wanting other people to think the same as them? Society is morphing into a hive mind and it’s really disgusting.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this

"Winning"

OBGYN just told my wife to go on SSRIs during pregnancy I asked if there’s studies she can show to make us comfortable She said she doesn’t sit around reading medical literature but 70% of her patients are on them while pregnant We have a health crisis in America

HEY JIMMY GIMME A PETER PARKER WITH NUTHIN

How do you type this out and not feel the weight of unbearable shame crushing your organs