What I've been working on for the past couple of weeks: globalnews.ca/news/7465223/9…

The reason today's women do wild things like anal sex is because their mothers did not have anal sex.

Bare skin never clashes with any shoes. *selfies fashion tips

Can't right now. Busy checking the expiration date on the toilet paper.

Those who say money cannot buy happiness, have never given their wives a "No Limit" credit card.

Bodybuilder takes the plunge with sex doll after whirlwind romance bit.ly/39qDsE1

Challenge completed! Successfully sniffed the BitLocker key from the SPI bus, and decrypted the drive.

I am wondering if they let you test drive coffins. I want something comfortable since I'm spending eternity on it.

I miss the simple times when you could cut down some trees and build your own house.

Before you propose you should discuss with your future spouse who gets the pets after the divorce.

BREAKING: All of Ontario will move into a lockdown on Boxing Day in a bid to curb climbing COVID-19 case numbers and spare hospitals and their intensive care units from being inundated in January. bit.ly/3h6fCiw

As a Canadian I think my stimulus check got lost in the mail.

You know that nigerian prince with indian accent which wanted walmart gift cards? He has not called me back in a week. I'm very disappointed.

Rod Phillips left the country for a personal trip earlier this month and remains abroad, even as health officials plead with Ontarians to only venture outside of their homes for essential purposes. toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-s-fina…

If I learned latim in High School, does that mean I'm a Latimo ?

Winter is rough for porch pirates, apparently - 📹 Straight Outta The 6ix bit.ly/2Xh1F8g #Ontario #Winter #PorchPirate

Peel Police ended up arresting a 33-year-old Brampton man after he failed to get away from the scene of his attempted package theft - 📹 Straight Outta The 6ix bit.ly/2Xh1F8g #PeelPolice #Brampton #Ontario #PorchPirate

"As of now, we don't have an ETA of when the problem will be fixed," says Rogers Senior Vice President Kye Prigg of the company's nationwide network outage. "I wouldn't like to say whether it's going to be fully online today or not."

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