Does everyone else only get 50 Shades of Grey commercials on Peacock? No? Just me?

Have everyone else’s dads grown their hair out during quarantine or just mine? My dad looks like a hippy mad scientist

Genuine thought I’ve had this week: “Would sleeping in my work clothes be worth it to get those 3 more minutes of sleep in the morning?”

Not a new problem. Just one that’s becoming even more obvious.

My therapist definitely thinks I’m crazy. But to be fair, I think SHE’s crazy.

Why do we call grapes “red” and “white” when we ALL KNOW they’re actually green and purple?

PSA: When people you know take maternity leave, do NOT wish them a “nice vacation.” Maternity leave is not a vacation.

Can we all agree the word “subpoenaed” looks drunk

Any friends with Canon cameras and iPhones who can help me troubleshoot? I got a new phone and now I can’t use the Canon Connect app ): it keeps auto disconnecting the cameras WiFi network that I need to be on to transfer the photos 💀

I consider myself well coordinated but it is physically impossible to put my left AirPod in with my right hand

Tonight I tortured myself by browsing the website of my favorite (and recently closed) restaurant 💔

Zendaya’s Instagram not being @Zendayagram is a huge missed opportunity

How many more pandemics will it take for the Christmas season to be 6 months long?

I wrote “oh my gif” instead of “oh my god” today and I mean… yeah it’s accurate

Watch it twice 🔥

A great way to meet other moms

Eventually there will be a season of The Masked Singer where every contestants is one of Nick Cannon’s kids.

If your company “celebrated” International Women’s Day on Twitter but still has yet to make a statement about Roe v Wade, maybe they didn’t actually mean what they said on International Women’s Day…

The luxury of “avoiding politics” is limited to spectators.