What do you want.

Why should i.

Fuck you. You’re smelling yourself.

Oh please. It’s obvious that you stink. I don’t even have to sniff you. Not to mention, you were a weirdo in college too you know.

What… I mean. Whatever.. at least you’re happy. I remember the day you two got married. Tamiko is a lucky woman…

Don’t you take everything for granted anyways?

Fair enough.

Hanging in there..

Nothing. It’s nothing. I’m perfectly fine!

I know you arent but I don’t need you worrying. So it’s nothing.

Im not lying.

Sorry. How are you? Happy I presume?

Is that right? (Adjusts glasses) you don’t seem miserable unless you’re masking it well.

Glad I was able to make your day better then. (Eye roll)

(Cue another eye roll) Because you know that it’s easy to piss me off too that’s why it makes you feel better.

Do I know that?

Are you sure?

Exactly..