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Lauren Coffin

@coffinesque

Novella enthusiast! Music, monsters, and plants are great, too. Author of The Unremarkable Man, Under, and Mother Of. (she/they)

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I never really got over how great microfiber cloths are for cleaning. It's been like twenty years for me, and every time I pick one up, I'm like- HELL yeah. The FUTURE of dusting is HERE

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Pettiest of pet peeves I've got going right now is when bugs make way too much noise in a movie/tv show/video game so they seem grosser. A little worm crawling along sounding like he's stirring a bowl of mac and cheese

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I'll tell you a fun secret: Most people voluntarily reading ✨Great Books✨ do so for pleasure. For some, it's pleasure from the book itself - these are genuinely good reads we're talking about. For others, it's a pleasure of the ego.