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Coffee Me Please

@coffeemepretty

an observer just enjoying the ride. Follow me, follow you

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The first day that I quit smoking ten years ago, my brain malfunctioned when typing in the alarm code. This led to piercing screams overhead while I frantically tried to get my boss to type me the correct code because I couldn't remember it. Next, cue locking my keys in the

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My daughter finished college with a masters in accountancy and works in her field with options to ascend. But, go on about your master's in wtf.

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With my learning sourdough, I am working on two starters now. One will be regular, utilizing Bob's Red Mill flour and the other utilizing their whole wheat flour. My goal is a honey wheat bagel.

With my learning sourdough, I am working on two starters now. One will be regular, utilizing <a href="/BobsRedMill/">Bob's Red Mill</a> flour and the other utilizing their whole wheat flour. My goal is a honey wheat bagel.
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Freedoms of speech should not be monitored by an algorithm. It should be shot down or lifted up by actual people who utilize this app. If it's engineered by an algorithm or AI, it's not free.

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I read a phrase today, "Joy is available". I was really struggling with finding said joy today. It came to me as a known grouchy customer telling me my raspberry pie was good and that heb had frozen rhubarb again. It came to me with a side hug from the elderly guy and his wife

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To be able to try on clothes from 30+ years ago and they look as well made as the day they were bought really shows the insanity of fast fashion. 💯

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We have a regular that orders 1dz cinnamon scones, 1dz cinnamon rolls and 1dz cinnamon twists. His last email order was only the cinnamon rolls with a "I have news" message. He picked up today. Since his email, I was thinking that we messed up his last order. I was prepared to