Boo 👎🏼 x.com/thatjasonwhite…

Honestly anyone would have been better than Garrison at this point x.com/thatjasonwhite…

Yeah like Calculus and AP English. x.com/thatjasonwhite…

Yeah my favorite class is How to Suck Dick and Browse Grindr Simultaneously. x.com/thatjasonwhite…

Dang, really? Shoot. I guess I'll have to apologize to all the boys who's dicks I've sucked:( x.com/thatjasonwhite…

Nah, I made sure they all showered first! Clean as a whistle! x.com/thatjasonwhite…

I don't believe you've ever tried it, so I don't think you would really know, would you? 🤔 Unless... You have?? x.com/thatjasonwhite…

💜💙💚💛❤️I love boys ❤️💛💚💙💜

Now that's just sad. It must be so boring sitting at home five feet apart from each other watching Modern Family and arguing about who drank the last of the 0% milk :( x.com/thatjasonwhite…

Wow. No wonder Jason seems to miserable all the time. x.com/thatjasonwhite…

I don't blame him. I mean you just seem so charming and pleasant to be around! x.com/thatjasonwhite…

I'm saltier than a pretzel!!

She's one lucky lady! It's a good thing you don't have any competition in town. Except.. Oh wait. Oh no! Oh no no no! I totally forgot! The President is living in the woods around town! Oh my god! If he's as great as you say... How will she be able to resist?? x.com/thatjasonwhite…

I e been doing inventory for two hours. Kill me plsease

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Don't laisten to him Bill!!!! Yoire plenty smart!!!

Hi can Charlie and Kenny stop flirting I'm getting nauseas

I spilled coffee all over myself.,. Ow...

Hh