Normally what happens in DC tends to bitterly divide the country, but it’s heartwarming to see our country come together tonight in perfectly united hatred of Joe Buck’s broadcasting.

Anyone that hates Joe Buck as much as Harper will most definitely one day be a Cub. Finally we get to see the players dont like him either.

Watching Law and Order. Ashley: Who's that guy? Me: Who? The cop? Ashley: No Cody. I know who Iced Cube is dummy! Me: Awesome. Because that's Iced T......dummy.

Thursday and football.....not a good mix. Ugly.

PSA. DO NOT WATCH AMERICAN VANDAL SEASON 2 AT WORK......Im such a bad role model.

So I'm on El Paso Jr High Schools call list for parents. No idea why. School is on tomorrow kids. But if you dont want to go, it's an excuse absence. What a great Principal. Come if you want rule. Love it. #gotitans

Nobody ever talks about the real danger of the Superbowl......leftovers. #24hourfoodcoma

How can you order the KFC Chicken Littles without trying all 4? #sundaygoals

If I was in high school on this date in 1984...I would definitely be the Rebel. #breakfastclub

We can't even get jelly bean flavors right. Illinois top flavor for jellybeans? Chocolate. Who in the hell eats chocolate jellybeans?

Was going to watch this on the flight home but apparently the Dog never made it. #tooviolent

Riding the stationary and Queens Bycicle comes on? It's a good day.

I'm in a lose lose. Forced to watch the bachelor and interrupted with election updates...

Your Cub Cadet mower giving you credit for over 7000 steps is highly underrated. #itcounts

Could the guy who did the Game of Thrones remix send out some new material? The world needs you right now.

If you are made to where a mask in public and not completing the look of Scorpion, Subzero or Reptile, you are doing it wrong. We may never have this opportunity again.

Most depressing realization. Married almost 14 years.....Ashley has never ever ever made me a sandwich. EVER. And she counts that as cooking.

Why am I so fascinated by the amount of Chicago residents that get injured at Starved Rock? Beautiful yes, but its not exactly Mount Everest.

The only reason I have an American Express card is because of Major League. And I'm ok with that. #dontstealhomewithoutit

I guess The Taliban Song doesn't really hold weight anymore.....give it time.