Me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI machine

rape is bad

This is undeniably true but y'all are not ready for that conversation

I am n o t downloading ts 🥀

PLEASE tell me why steam is hated cause this is exactly why they’re goated 🙏🙏🙏

This is a perfect example of ‘good AI’ It does not replace an artists job, it replaces a $5000 piece of hardware.

I’m gonna be honest it’s not ending well for you… I can survive without food for a long time but eventually im going to HAVE to eat you since you’re 70% water. One of us has to go and I’m at least 200lbs heavier than you. I can promise you a painless end and I would let you

To play devil’s advocate…how many war stories can you tell every year since 2003 without getting repetitive and bland? I’d go nuts and say “fuck it lets go full Resident Evil” at this point too

Andrew Wilson, known for promoting family values, goes off when a female debater revealed his wife has three children with three different men and was previously married twice before him

ICE IN CHARLOTTE NC‼️ This is the appropriate energy needed for this moment in history‼️

Here’s a video of the U.S. Army blowing up the giant marble swastika, a “potentially divisive” symbol, that stood over the Nazi rally grounds in Nuremberg.

Taylor 🇰🇵🦌 Unbelievable stuff is happening in this comments section...

Me after getting sent to the future where eggs are now $50.99, people are asking ChatGPT what do their clothes smell like, and we still aren’t having sex with robots

He meets with Mamdani one time and immediately tries to step his swag up

Ahmed Baba Bro's texting him right now "Mayor, do I have that shit on?"

I’ve got a PS3 in my room and a PS5 in my living room, I’m telling you BO7’s zombies is just as fun as BO2

Canada never leaning into nuclear in the past 20 years alone has been a mistake, let alone the past 50

Yeah we run everything, what’s new?

Crim the Half-Elf 🍁🤎 Me at the annual poutine festival celebrating our continued total dominance over the world

How tf is Erika Kirk 4-6 weeks pregnant if Kirk died 9-10 weeks ago. Ik you’re only considered pregnant when you miss your first period, but that is n o t lining up. Yk what IS? Her and JD meeting