Liverpool St. Station taking a novel approach to advertising this morning.

The same to you too, Peterborough train station.

Trick || Treat

Ladies: if he: - Doesn’t text back - Gives you a feeling of cosmic dread - Invades the dreams of others at night - Slumbers eternally in the sunken city of R’lyeh He’s not your man. He’s the great lord Cthulhu.

Not today Satan.

Free broadband?! What’s next? Free roads? Free museums? Free art galleries? They’ll be making buildings and filling them with free books next.

If the US votes Trump in again this November then this will be the beginning of the break up of the United States. #WestCoastPact

Joke’s on the people who decided to invest in crude oil and not toilet paper or pasta.

Actually Domestos has to come from the Domestica region of Italy. Otherwise it’s just sparkling bleach.

Has anyone accused the My Pillow guy of running a sleeper cell yet?

The #ECHR protects everyone's rights. It's not to do with the #EU, but it is essential to the #GoodFridayAgreement and part of the UK's constitution with the #HumanRightsAct.

Top tip: get the Starbucks experience when making coffee at home by burning the coffee and then writing somebody else's name on your cup.

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS CLIMATE PROTECTED

From now on, if you don't believe scientists, you don't get a phone, computer, or medicine

Theresa May says there's far too much tolerance of extremism. Ok: let's start talking about our Saudi extremism-exporting allies, then?

Saudi Arabia is accusing Qatar of supporting terrorism and sectarianism. In other news, the pot has called the kettle black.

All UK govts have ignored #Islamist hate preachers, gender segregation, extremist schools & books - some of them funded by #SaudiArabia

“I Will Walk 500 Miles Tomorrow” - The Procrastinators

Ramda is awesome. Such a great functional programming JS library.