WaWa is the Temu version of Sheetz

Dude. It’s going to be epic.

I am unreasonably frustrated that Amazon cancelled the Peripheral.

So my 6yo just brought me coffee. What’s made your day?

You know a demo is live, when it fails utterly because of a forced java upgrade that happened just as you started the demo. #leSigh

Dear Slack … look, I love block kit. But it feels like a big gap, that there’s no block for a simple table. I just want to post a markdown table. Please make this work.

Welp. I guess I won’t be presenting at Dreamforce this year.

Hey Everyone! Just a quick reminder: Forcelandia kicks off in one week! 🕒 I'll be presenting two sessions that blend code and craft beer wisdom. Check out the agenda and grab your tickets at Forcelandia 2024 Session Schedule. See you there! #Salesforce #Forcelandia

Come join us next week!!

Me: Hey Siri, Play some music Siri: ‘Ok, here’s some music picked just for you’ … Siri: plays Moby… “Ain’t no body know my troubles with god” So… how’s your day going?

Hey so Stephanie Poorman is giving a talk at #forcelandia. I was nervous at first, because it’s titled ‘breaking up is easy to do’, and … well, I’m her husband. But thankfully she’s talking about the database. #whew.

my absolute favorite part of today is when my stupid expensive chair up and broke on me. Armrest just snapped off. Maybe not humanscale next time. Any BIFL ergo chair models with a head rest?

Do I know anyone who does 3d design? I have a part that's conceptually simple, but i'm not good enough at fusion 360 to figure it out.

Can we talk about that font? Salesforce Developers

I know her! I taught her Apex!

I’ve done well for myself through the years. I’ve never been plagued by the blight that is Microsoft anything beyond powerpoint. What is this ‘viva engage’ and why does all the verbiage and marketing make it sound like a cult?

Hey, everyone, i'd appreciate it if you'd abuse your hundreds of SF logins to upvote this idea: ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/a0B8W00…

I wish test.startTest() functioned like System.runAs. Test.startTest(User); /// as user Test.stopTest();

Look I know Chrome is an increasingly bad privacy nightmare, but ... Do you really want to let the company responsible for the Crime against Humanity known as Teams dictate your browser?

A history lesson and chat about ethics with Kevin Poorman at Forcelandia- what’s not to love?!!? Forcelandia #keepcodeweird #putacloudonit