Kayshon Boutte during the playoffs: 💪 141 yards 💪 1 touchdown 💪 0 drops 💪 155.8 passer rating when targeted

Super Bowl, ever heard of it?

My wife is in the kitchen alone and i just heard her say “im gay for Drake Maye” lmao

“They were calling me washed. Saying I didn’t have it anymore. I just wanted to prove to myself I am who I say I am.” “This team took a chance on me. I just wanted to make them proud.” 1-on-1 with emotional #Patriots WR Stefon Diggs headed to 1st Super Bowl:

Mack Hollins:

Completely ridiculous

A disappointing day for the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

This is my first time visiting an Outback Steakhouse and I promise you their days are numbered. Just a piss poor performance from the folks here

TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.” DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”

I’m embarrassed that I’m even tweeting this but I almost caused a horrific accident. My bag wasn’t completely under the seat in front of me while sitting at the gate and luckily the flight attendant had me move the bag 3” forward or I wouldn’t be here today. I owe them my life

I can’t get over the fact that this grown man beside me has been watching Looney Tunes for almost two hours with complete focus. I absolutely love it

I start making breakfast sandwiches after the first period and my wife says “is it on a hockey break right now” lmao

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There’s a lot of bullshit going on in the world rn but let’s not forget companies are now selling “mocktails”, we used to just call those drinks.

One of my favorite ways the airlines call people stupid is during a pre flight announcement by the flight attendants they have to tell you if you wear a mask you have to remove it before using your oxygen mask

It would be such a great morning to wake up and have a chipotle breakfast burrito but nooooo you don’t have one Chipotle

Oh my god I’ll make another drink you don’t have to twist my leg

Pasta!!!!!