my love language is putting my leg over yours

I know I’m dating the right man when he turns on the tv and flips to the dnc, news, etc.

another day, another wish for a spar chicken fillet roll

I love our backyard oasis

just white people things: matt and geno are currently having a uke battle instead of a rap battle

doing very important work doing disco bar research

whenever two people from different places in my life are visiting the same city at the same time I always wonder if they pass by each other

the green line has entered the chat

I think spar chicken fillets are equivalent in my heart to market basket steak bomb subs

SO upset Joan sent jack home

the best part of working in the city is walking everywhere 🤩

all I want for christmas is a weekday condo in boston

the new Instagram update makes me claustrophobic

I think MIA’s paper planes is my comfort song

saw a bear on our trail and saw a huge tree branch fall on a building we were about to walk into….that’s enough adrenaline for today

driving in LA makes me feel better about driving in Boston to work

you’re telling me I ran a spartan 5k less than 3 months ago

why does seeing old people alone in public make me want to cry so much

a man at the train station asked for my social media and I told him I’m not big on it **less than five minutes ago had two phones out to post for work**

why is buying a stove cheaper than skis