Today I will work from early in the morning to late into the evening. I will send many telegraphs and have many meetings.

Did You Know? It’s “freedom of religion” for a baker to deny gay couples a wedding cake, but tyrannical for a store to chuck a seditionist’s pillows.

First tweet ever. That's all, carry on.

*cut to Melania on Air Force One* BARRON!

Find Britney Spears. Free her.

Bernie Sanders out here like he just picked up the raffle tickets for church’s Friday fish fry

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends

Our long national nutbar is over.

Big day for complete sentences.

wow how'd they book Chris Gaines

Okay, now where were we before we were so rudely interrupted 4 years ago.

The ancestral village of Vice President JD Vance Kamala Harris in India—Thulasendrapuram— celebrating today! #Inauguration2021 — nbcnews.com/news/asian-ame…

So cathartic to have the football out of the hands of a deranged narcissist. #wtfjusthappened #ByeByeTrump #MAGAtoGAGA

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President Biden has removed the Diet Coke button. When Tim Shipman and I interviewed Donald Trump in 2019, we became fascinated by what the little red button did. Eventually Trump pressed it, and a butler swiftly brought in a Diet Coke on a silver platter. It's gone now.

A woman did her regular aerobics class out in open without realizing that a coup was taking place in #Myanmar. A Military convoy reaching the parliament can be seen behind the woman as she performs aerobics. Incredible!