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@coalescentwitch

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calendar_today22-03-2019 18:14:48

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nihilism disrespecter (@meaning_enjoyer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

told my very offline friend "yeah, being very online makes you crazy but if you're not very online then the crazy just sneaks up on you" and he understood immediately what i meant

Abhishek (@abhishekcode42) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a nightmare for testing engineers Here is a classic joke which describes the situation: A testing Engineer walks into a bar. ​Orders a beer. ​Orders 0 beers. ​Orders 99999999999 beers. ​Orders a lizard. ​Orders -1 beers. ​Orders a ueicbksjdhd. Everything worked as

Storyteller Lemmy (@lemmysmackett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Hey, did you see this? Four days into January and we've got a contender for Worst Father of the Year." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, this guy wrote a whole long tweet about how he hates spending time with his kid." "Ah. So is he a Goku bad dad or a Vegeta bad dad?" "Uh, what's the

laulukaskas (@clockstiqqun) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ultimately, joking or otherwise, all defenses of power and domination return to the image of a child being forced to do what is good for them by the parent who knows better. this is interesting because the parent got the job not by knowing better, but by having heterosexual sex

Kai (@kaimeratech) 's Twitter Profile Photo

THIS JUST IN: President Trump has captured the leader of the six samurai, shi en, and intends to allow the United States to benefit off of their large reserves of "Bushido counters"

no earthquake esq. (@no_earthquake) 's Twitter Profile Photo

scott alexander getting piled on for being a non-authoritarian parent kinda like if they arrested al capone for paying too much taxes

Lysander, Lately Libidinal Lyricist (@9chabard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i used to be the captain of my soul but then i got promoted to admiral of my soul and now i'm too busy with politicking to focus on the low-level operational decisions of my soul

lost in space // 18+ (@infectedmecha) 's Twitter Profile Photo

porn about trans women for c!s men: this short asian woman has a massive secret ;) porn about trans women for c!s women: a top who can listen to your emotions without calling you hysterical! porn about trans women for trans women: 6'2" butch beats you until you puke GWA

@recursivewitch on tumblr (@coalescentwitch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hey. been a while. I need money and I'm good at fixing people's problems by talking to them. I can probably fix YOUR problems, at least some of them. My rates are flexible. If you're interested, DM me and see for yourself, scrutinize to your heart's content.