Some kid just called my 1st baseman a pussy, so I finger blasted his mom #bebetter

You can never trust an ump named Clyde. Like really CLYDE? Your parents must hate you pussy. #pussy

Clyde just threw out my left fielder, might have to spit game on his obese wife. #stanky🐱

Clyde’s an NPC #Bot

Can’t sleep Clyde’s still on my mind, fuck that guy #anticlyde

Imagine not being the 1 seed going into Sunday. Have fun waking up at 6am and driving ur loser kids to the play in game #JustAnotherSunday

The other teams milfs lookin a lil tapable when u in the ship #shipmood