***enters zoom meeting riding a bike wearing a mask. Someone: Coach can you breathe with that mask on? Me: “No, but I ain’t got that corolla virus!” #SafeAlone? #OldPeopleGottaIsolate #😷

Attacking this Corona Virus one rack at a time! #CantDoItAll

Y’all I figured out this music machine! Ooooook! It’s country Christmas Wednesday!!!

Hey listen! At least I fixed it!?!? #CantDoItAll

Y’all I’m a little late for Halloween. But here I am Captain Rut! 🏴‍☠️ “Argh! You need to walk the plank!”

Y’all I had about 1/3 of a Monster. I’ve never had one of those before! #Energized

Y’all I like a cake doughnut! Problem is, it ain’t good for the old body! #BodyIsATemple

“Coach I’m thinking about our big win and what our ring is gonna look like” #LivinMyBestLife

“Y’all I look good in this picture! Can I get that in a 10x12? I could hang that up for all my people.... at the retirement homes all around the county!” #PlayoffStateOfMind

As we wrap up preparations for round 1 of the playoffs, I go back to the very first game of the season at FSU! Seems like forever ago when we kicked this season off! #KeepItGoin! #NotSatisfied

Man... there I am again fixin the truck!?!? Old people like me shouldn’t have to work this hard!?!? #CantDoItAll

Just another day living the dream here at practice. Got to smoke a cigar today for our JSU Gamecock GOLF women winning another OVC Championship! #RoughLife

“Coach! My wife got me some new underwear!” G: oh yeah? some new whitey-tighties huh? “Well they’re Redy-Teddy’s…. And can’t tell what kind, my fat is covering up the band!”

Game 1 this week! Just ran across this picture of me when I was younger…. I need to go see John Cromer and see if he can pull out some of these shorts and socks for the game so I’ll be looking good on ESPN! #OldButLookinGood

Finishing touches happening tonight for one of the best helmets in the country!! UAB Ready Jacksonville State Football ASUN Football🏈

Buckle up! It’s GAMEDAY!!!! #BeatUAB

Coach, I gotta get some meat for dinner! All I’ve had was an Atkins mini Reese’s cup and an energy bar…. I’ve Never been to Houston before, dang the gotta brazillion hotels and motels here! #Sheesh

**talking to Pregnant co-worker** “Well congratulations! That’s a great thing, everyone needs to be pregnant every now and then.”

We get along so well bc we’re the same age… mentally.

Y’all! I ain’t seen this guys since we graduated high school together! I’m still better Lookin than him tho!