Wonder if she’ll ever find out? #thegreaterection #coachmcrizz

Chat will this play? #hogrider #coachmcrizz

She had to know this was coming right? #coachmcrizz #backdestroyer

Thank you IG algorithms… #marryme #mommy

Interesting. Let’s see how this plays out #bitemymeat

Overdue update on this one…but feels like I’m cooked #shrinkyourself

Buddy of mine sent a concerning text this morning… how far do I let this go before holding an intervention?

No way those are even real right?? #rackoftheday #megatits

Let’s see how this one plays out shall we? #coachmcrizz #bonergarage

Safe to say this is a red flag? #next #idontdatelibs

Does every girl on dating apps have the same personality? Don’t hate me if I: yap too much First round’s on me if: it’s not This year I really want to: travel We’ll get along if: you like tacos & margs Prove me wrong about: men Typical Sunday: church, brunch, & nap

Almost her type… #coachmclongcock

I like to get straight to the box. Sue me #dontwastemytime

Can we #expand these guys about to have themselves a weekend? #doublebriefcase