As a California Sheriff, let me make this perfectly clear to those in the 49 other states. You do not want Gavin Newsom as president someday. Do not give this man the chance to do to our country what he's done to my home.

Look at that little head tilt. Horrible human being (who also lies by the way). Would take Neil Lennon as president over this guy.

This has been like the Christmas game at our house as a kid when all the dads and uncles passed the ball patronisingly round me and my cousins till it was time for dinner.

This dude absolutely nails a Gavin Newsom impersonation 😭

Miracle worker. Took the worst squad in living memory (top flight) and pulled them into a title race. Open the checkbook for him.

GOOD MORNING

Man United and Celtic job available on the same day. If this was cm0102, David O’Leary has a tough decision to make

“I’m not about losing or winning,” it wasn’t hammered enough but that is what Wilfried Nancy said after a recent loss to Motherwell. Newsflash for Nancy and Russell Martin who recently had a similar car crash rein in charge of Rangers. Taking multi million dollar pro jobs means

You certainly don’t pay 2 million for a shite house on the outskirts of a homeless encampment in Mallorca that’s for sure.

Me chasing Andrew Cavenagh down Edmiston drive after watching 12 minutes of Tuur Rommens play football.

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The Scottish Premiership table since Danny Rohl came in Vs the table Russell Martin left us with

Some people criticize Mourinho because of ‘style of play.’ Read this, do you get it now? The need for positive results was burned into his psyche, a great strength.

You play Emmanuel Fernandez and Nasser Djiga. If either aren’t fit then you play Sterling at CB and Tavernier at RB. If Sterling isn’t fit you play Cornelius. If Cornelius isn’t fit you play Tavernier. You. Don’t. Play. Souttar.

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We love the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

No doubt there will be people who tell us Scholes and Lampard could have done this as well

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

Looking through your mate's Panini World Cup sticker album to see how many shinys he's got