Fall needs to be less pumpkin flavored everything and more apple flavored everything. There, I said it.

The rye chip 🤭

When I thought "voodoo" was going to be the worst part... it just... kept... getting... worse.

Never underestimate a mother who has time for errands without children. The amount of things I just got done in 45 minutes is likely record-breaking.

Anyone returned running shoes from Amazon after they tried them out? Got some adidas and they’re just not for me. Wondering if I can still return.

My husband told Smalls from the Sandlot he loved him in Black Hawk Down 😂

The price of formula is so absurd given it's an essential product to keep babies alive.

Why do Midwesterners feel the need to hold off on turning on their heat. It's not a toughness content 🤣

Shocked I have to say this... but please don't make jokes about suicide. Overheard someone make one at the gym this morning. More than 50% of people will know someone who died from suicide. It's not a laughing matter. And if you need help, call 988. Please don't leave.

Committing to saying one nice thing about my body every day. Today: I am grateful to have a healthy body that was able to take my son on an adventure and I could keep up with him.

Ok since when did Subway® cost $35 for 2.5 people?

Happy Halloween 👻🎃

How do you send this on a Thursday?

If you @ everyone on your FB page, I’m immediately unfollowing you.

Hey Shutterfly - what’s the point of your coupons if they make my order MORE expensive than the discount you’re offering on site?

Imagine linking a woman’s worth to bearing children.

Gym PSA: if you’re not using the incline on an incline bench, switch to a flat bench. TYSM.

Can we stop baiting employees with phishing emails by offering money?

The Derek Jeter

Saw a familiar face at the Food & Exploration Center in Plover today