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#CadburyYouBeTheJudge The banoffee 1 tastes nothing of banana. Waste of a flavour

Why do Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 insist on putting cookies in icecream. They never taste right and the texture is always wrong like on the Sunny Honey Home ice cream.

Anderson Silva's son sounds very American compared to his dad

The jury channel 4. Of course a man with Z’s shaved into his beard thinks hitting their wife with a hammer 3 times is manslaughter. Heads up for any women thinking to ever go near him.

Josh Allen clearly went out, no idea how this concussion protocol works but it clearly doesn't

#thefued was ok until episode 6 where it went down the pan. They clearly didn’t know how to tie everything together. Maybe make it a bit more realistic next time

Philip Polkinghorne ... Rich man gets away with murder. A tale as old as time

Celebrity puzzling Is incredibly dull. This isn’t getting a 2nd series

#LoveIslandUK So you kick people out the villa for not pairing up so in all future seasons they are just going to pair up with randomers who they don't like to stay on the island. The retarded producer needs sacking

England penalty. I don’t even think she got touched

Hopefully Netflix suffers the same fate as Digg when they changed their layout and completely fall of the edge of the world.

Younghoe Koo your only job is kicking a football. Cant make 44 yards. Crap last year, crap this year, bye

So the festive one isn’t included in the deal, sale lost

Harlem Eubank is only on tv because of his name. Commentators trying to big him up, no wonder it is on channel 5

Hopefully we never see Gawlas at the World Championships again

Kettle crisps honey Dijon mustard remind me of the best crisps ever, Brannigans beef and mustard

Good good, the dog shit Chris Dobey is out

truly fucking pathetic from Kevin Doets. How do these bags of shit get this far

Mrs Mangel Nicola Beaumont. 🦉 Yet you didnt do this though did u. Top 14 global experts say its flawed evidence. Multiple failures in investigation & not following protocol. Prosecution expert not active, misused journal of Dr who wrote it & refutes him.