why would you go to Wingstop when Crumpy’s is down the street?

me after I read the message 5 times and still don't know what to reply😭…..

The accuracy 🤣🤣... and the voice tone is different for each one...

“If you can HUH you can HEAR!!” -A Black proverb 🤌🏾💫

Lord, I welcome all of the blessings that you have for me with an open heart. 🤍

me trying to hold myself back from shopping and spending recklessly just because the sun is out

normalise using words like colleague, classmate, acquaintance, old school mate, neighbour, and client. not everybody is your friend.

I say “this is my song” to about 50 songs

let me be clear: i know for a fact that it can

The problem is, I expect him to kiss me like this randomly 3x a day 😂😂😂

“what do you do when you're bored?” me:

I randomly just go on SHEIN, add stuff to my cart and then go on about my day

ugh why does it feel like everyone has kids?! 😣 I would like one without children please…

I still do this 😂😂 Me: Ma, you being a teacher right now or nah?! 👀😂

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

Normalise distancing yourself from toxic relatives instead of tolerating them just because they’re “family.”

Some friendships were only working because you were giving too much.

Unfortunately my biggest takeaway from the last few years is that people genuinely do not care about others. THEY DO NOT CARE!!!