Using AI to write ur insight piece about being chronically lonely is the funniest thing I’ve literally ever seen

I love big men (basketball tweet)

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exciting personal news: today i joined the team @bflouisville as a reporter covering economic development in southern indiana. add me to your mailing lists, let’s get coffee, beep me (nicely, please) @ phansen [at] bizjournals [dot] com!

I’m getting emotional seeing him make his first return to the Suns court. He was part of so many beautiful moments during the last few Suns seasons. Welcome back to Phoenix, Scott Foster.

Honey I’m home

Kids who were in kindergarten during the pandemic should not have gone into first grade. They should’ve repeated kindergarten with full, in-person instruction. That was the way to fix this and we didn’t do it at all and now thousands of kids are behind

Being a teacher is so insane
Today I looked over and a kid had stolen my banana and was putting tape on it? And he wrote all over it?

Like what? That was my breakfast why did u do that

Youre 24? Yeah it’s over

This week I learned Cam Johnson might be a basketball genius.

The 2021 Suns finals team is my Roman Empire

I’m heaving and sobbing

Idc if ur a grad student just don't do it in front of me

RoPo is not an apartment complex in downtown phoenix, it’s a mindset, it’s a lifestyle, it’s always with u

To the podcaster who sent me an unpaid internship “opportunity” for my students, repeat after me:
I will always pay my interns.
I will always pay my interns.
I will always pay my interns.

NEW POD! Theo Ash makes his show debut to discuss:

-Early impressions of the rookie QBs
-Lance > Dallas 🧐
-Pickett and Love’s hot preseasons
-Why he likes NYG…and is Dolphins twitter’s enemy #1 🥶

Listen and subscribe:

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Last week a kindergartner saw this sticker on my iPad, pointed and began to cry

Life update: Heading from the Twin Cities to the Quad Cities! (Just couldn’t get enough cities, I guess.)

I’ll be an entertainment reporter at the Quad-City Times starting in mid-September! Looking forward to writing about rock in Rock Island, movies in Moline and everything in between

My student just told me the ocean is a soup bc it has water, salt, vegetables and meat

Is he right? Low key?