“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

Hay que pedirle disculpas a George Lucas; cuando sacó Episodio 1 nos quejabamos de que "bloquear rutas comerciales" era un argumento pobrísimo para un conflicto de Star Wars. Aquí estamos, pleno 2026, discutiendo por bloqueos de rutas comerciales.

“I like to picture Donald Trump dressed like Jesus, and he’s using his magic Jesus powers to cure a guy like ET, and there’s a nurse and a soldier watching, and like a HUGE American flag and fireworks and the Statue of Liberty, and flyin demons lurking in the sky”

Capitalist businessmen when someone suggests capitalism

BUSH: Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

We used to be a proper country

No Tommy, they were built to keep the other Italian city States out, and the French Empire. If you're going to criticize the Pope, please ask your Israeli handlers to at least put the effort in to giving you historically accurate propaganda.

Mississippians looking at how poor Brits are:

"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

Get in losers, we're going losing

Imagine the feeling of getting dog walked 9-0 while wearing this atrocious get up.

Hit em with this and they threw his ass in jail

John Kruk in a suit looks like someone who’s been advised by a judge to not represent themself in court.

"YOU let... YOU let... YOU let... YOU let..." So you're not gonna learn a fucking thing, eh?

Yes you chased away a lot of scientists, you defunded many programs, and censored others. You are the problem

Bringing one of these to the bar to count how many beers I’ve had. #cbtm

What a time to be alive