PLEASE

My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.

What does it say about a country when you have footage of scared Michigan State University students in the aftermath of a mass shooting, only to notice one of them is wearing a sweatshirt commemorating the mass shooting they survived at their high school? #MSUShooting

jealous of all the children who are having a valentine’s day party in class rn with their little homemade vday boxes to put all of their little vday candy in

Marjorie Taylor Greene suggests that if Democrats move to a red state, they shouldn't be allowed to vote for five years: "You can live there and you can work there, but you don't get to bring your values."

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

“But it is what you did” SENT ME HAHAHAHA TELL HER ARIEL #TheBachelor

“If the shoe fits, lace that bitch up” Brooklyn’s one liners KILL ME #TheBachelor #Bachelor

Pet peeve: when companies/stores are still running sponsored ads for things that are out of stock

This is Luna. She was just dreaming about being a boxer while under anesthesia. Has the "float like a butterfly" part down, still practicing stinging like a bee. 13/10

This you, Greg Abbott?

Republicans: It’s not guns, it’s mental health! Also Republicans:

Dolly Parton announces 30-track Rock album ‘Rockstar’ out November 17th. It includes collaborations with Lizzo, Miley Cyrus, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Mick Fleetwood, Steve Perry, Kid Rock, Chris Stapleton, Pink, Brandi Carlile, Elton John, Stevie Nicks and more.

When you set an alarm for 6am, but also for 6:05, 6:10, 6:15 and 6:20

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

The ice cream truck in New Orleans just hits different: 🎥 - blkcobama/TikTok

I am working on my interior design thesis project, if anyone would like to help with data collection by completing this survey ☺️ docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Honestly would love to know what the fake bougainvillea budget is Love Island Love Island USA

.@littledebbie I’d like to speak to Deborah please

📹 | Travis Kelce and Scott Swift’s reaction to Taylor changing the lyrics to “Karma is the guy in the Chiefs” #BuenosAiresTheErasTour