113 #tf2 #teamfortress2 #engineer #soldier

……. .. . YES ,

TOAST…..

i cant not draw soldier today

( STARING AT. CAKE. )

I CANNOT DO THAT, SON. I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE TINY BEE PERSON COMES AND BLOWS OUT THE CANDLES! IT IS THE AMERICAN THING TO DO.

MERASSMUSYYD E !!!!!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( GRABBING THEM. SHAKING THEM. PARTIALLY LIFTS THEM UP. ) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MERASMUS? THERE WAS CAKE! 𝘊𝘈𝘒𝘌! YOU MISSED THE CAKE, MERASMUS!

( Abruptly, the shaking stops. They’re set back on the ground gently—-all seven feet of them—-and he’s instead staring up at them, burning holes through his helmet. ) .. SOUVENIRS?