Precisely.

To my mentor, source of inspiration, and hero: We are collectively willing the universe to expedite your recovery—immediately, if not sooner. When the most vital man among us falters, everything else dims by comparison. We love you.

Quick look at some data on two Rookie QB’s. S. Sanders: 193.8 AHB -3.42 FPAx 11.04 DxRT (by league average) Q. Ewers: 242.1 AHB +.36 FPAx 23.03 DxRT (by league average) Sanders looks to be more like a UDFA when digging deeper into what we have available at this point.

Fun NHL fact: Tom Wilson: -.92 GPVx 23.78 CHA (playoff mean) Jack Roslovic: -2.02 GPVx 29.32 CHA (playoff mean) League Avg: +5.32 GPVx 84.92 CHA (playoff mean) Nik Antropov (2009 Playoffs): +9.88 GPVx 110.63 CHA (playoff mean) Wilson and Roslovic have been AWFUL lately.

Smart move by Jacksonville. Morris ranks: 3rd in CH (adjusted): 94.2% 7th in PAP: 72.91 8th in TExE: +4.25

NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! WHY??? This cannot be! Something is amiss—terribly so. But I WILL find you, Harrison. When I do, we shall ascend—ruling this world, eternally entwined in power and purpose.

Wow.

The women at The Spaniard just do not understand me.

Justice prevails.

14 Games Played 2,592 Passing Yards 13 Passing Touchdowns 2 Rushing Touchdowns 17 Interceptions

Such an embarrassing franchise. I guess they do need the clicks to stay relevant.

#Packers Sterling Sharpe is completely undeserving of Hall of Fame honor. He was clearly a product of Brett Favre and highly effective WR2s and WR3s who ensured that he was rarely double covered. He played 7 years of above-average football. That is all.

Delighted to have dined with NFL Data Analyst | Harrison P. Kent IV last evening. The event I look forward to most. His tale of attending a Michael Rubin White Party and “spending the night” with a married A-list celebrity, while Hollywood’s elite looked on in envy was nothing short of legendary.

There is no need for #NYGiants to have Russell Wilson on the roster with Jaxson Dart as part of the team. Release Russell, win games with Dart. Very simple.

Colts fans upset about Jones being named starter is proof that Indiana is one of the more idiotic states in the country. Jones is far better than Richardson in nearly every category. Richardson should not have been drafted in the first four rounds.

I am no longer obligated to take an oath of silence given the allegations brought against my firm, Kent Analytics. Justice prevails.

Who exactly do Commanders fans think Jayden Daniels is? If they had any brain cells, they’d see that he is Tyler Huntley with a couple of additional “juke” moves. Just an utterly below average player. Hopefully everyone else sees this now. A painful watch. Pathetic.

Extremely inappropriate. I expect the NFL to take action.

From CEO Harrison P. Kent IV: My account has been temporarily suspended due to a remark I made about #87 on Miami regarding that blocked punt. I will not be able to edify the masses in reply sections of posts for the next 12 hours. Friends, please carry on my legacy. Thank you.