Omg my panties are so wet, I swear you could drown a toddler in them. #greatest cartoon show ever

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection #greatest cartoon show ever

Only getting 5k back this year. Damn. #firstworldproblems

Dymension Can we still increase our allocation?

I bet those tebow fans who bought jerseys feel real dumb now

You can't rape a hooker, it's called shoplifting TJ Pollack