🚨 GW31 Leak 🚨 Dave Kitson (SUN) starts CF Neil Harris (IPS) starts CF Craig Fleming (COV) starts CB Dean Holden (CHE) starts RB Andy Johnson (ARS) starts CF 🔫

Got to sort out some business down at the docks today. Hopefully they’ll be a leak waiting for me tonight when I return. 🔫

🚨 GW32 Leak 🚨 Gary Doherty starts CF for Ipswich. Craig Disley starts CM for Leicester. Stephen Clemence starts CM for Spurs. Hyypia not in Matchday squad. Rio and Henrik not in Matchday squad. Bonus Leak - Shipment from South America arrived safely. 🔫

Where’s this leak?

🚨 GW33 Leak 🚨 David Noble (ARS) starts CM Harry Kewell (LEE) starts CM Alen Boksic (MID) starts CF Shola Ameobi (NEW) starts CF Richard Rufus (AVL) dropped to the bench 🔫

🚨 GW34 Leak 🚨 Bergkamp starts upfront for ARS Sibon starts upfront for SUN Babayaro starts LB for CHE Paz starts CDM for EVE Owen not in squad for LIV 🔫

Could you have not at least told me about the Sunderland rep in the private meeting we had this week FPL Panda FPL Kaptain 💚? You motherfuckers have betrayed me once again. 🔫

Happy Bank Holiday Monday you cockroaches. 🔫

Haaland captainers right now

🚨 GW36 Leak 🚨 GW36 Leak Leon Knight (CHE) starts CF Muzzy Izzet (LEI) starts CM Paul Scholes (MUN) starts CF Gary Kelly (LEE) not in squad but Robbie Keane starts 🔫

I think her Majesty would’ve wanted a Sunday leak, so here I am. 🔫

🚨 GW37 Leak 🚨 Nedved (MUN) starts LM Dennis Byrne (WAT) starts CF Mills (AVL) starts RB Flowers (LEI) starts GK Mackay (NOR) starts CB 🔫

Are we done? Good. 🔫

Lunch like my La mammina would make bake home.