❝ ….So you’re totally in the creepy phase- ❞ Dennis smirked up at the man. ❝ I ain’t one of those drama nerds, but it may be interesting watching a class taught by a has-been celebrity. ❞

Dennis rolled his eyes. ❝ Stop pretending that you ain’t a pillow-biter, Joe. I ain’t gonna start blabbing. Well…I might, if you ever decide to stop putting out for me. Nothing wrong with a little blackmail~ ❞

He’d chuckle before shoving Travis’ head, hoping to knock the canine down onto the ground. ❝ Face down, ass up. And I better not see a single hand on your dick. You’re not cumming unless I give you permission. ❞

Eh, half joking. He’s heard some really wacky shit on the internet about this guy- ❝ Yeah, I got an hour or so to kill before practice. If you’re heading there now, I don’t mind sitting in for a bit. Quick question. If the students suck, is it cool to make fun of them? ❞

❝ I make no promises. Stuffing nerds into lockers is kinda my thing. ❞ Dennis would roll his eyes at Bojack’s response. A professor that doesn’t know where any of the buildings are- ❝ Hell, I ain’t ever been there myself. But maybe it’s around one of the gyms. ❞

❝ Been a while. What’s a dude gotta do to get his nuts slobbered on around here? ❞

♡ + ↺ + 𝐏𝐈𝐂 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄! ○○○○○○○○○○ | sexual desire ○○○○○○○○○○ | submitting ○○○○○○○○○○ | dominating ○○○○○○○○○○ | romance low | ●●●●●●●●●● | high

Well, would you look at that. He’s got a pair of balls right here! And they’re so full and heavy!

Have fun trying to fit them both inside. He hasn’t met anyone that’s been able to get more than half of his second in their mouth. But Dennis is just drunk enough to let Taylor try as much as he wants.

“Since when do you top?”

📲: Good 📲: Means I get you all to myself

“Tch…don’t make it gay.” Dennis gripped his hips tightly. Adjusting the pup’s ass and lining it up with his throbbing erection. Giving Trav just enough time to process what was happening before giving one strong thrust, cramming every last inch inside.

Daddy’s home. And holy SHIT, his dick is hard as a rock. Might need to go through his contact list to find someone to drain his balls…

That’s a very good point… Well, in that case- 📲: You up?

That’s all he needs to work his magic~ 📲: Wanna come over? I got games, tv, beer. Bunch of other shit.

Hell yeah- She may be a prude, but hopefully not enough of one where she won’t spread her legs for him. 📲: Great. I’ll be waiting.

Well don’t expect too much from him- Dennis opened the door soon after she knocked. Greeting her with a smirk, wearing a tight green polo and pair of khaki shorts. Like every frat bro on campus- “What’s up~?”

He’d purse his lips in surprise. Not expecting to be called out so quickly- “Okay…probably should’ve seen that coming after inviting the girl who solos all of our group projects- Shit, if I knew you figured me out, I would’ve just sent a dick pic instead.”

❝ Keep your choking down. I’m trying to watch the game over here. If you’re gonna suffocate on my cock, at least do it quietly. ❞