Rollercoaster of a night.

Today, the work begins.

Bernie, bro. (Thank you to whoever thought of including me and Jay Mewes, as this is the closest we’ve ever gotten to being at an Inauguration. And thank you to all the people who texted and Tweeted the pic to me.)

Damn, Scorsese really is the king

On this day in 1993, Peanuts character Charlie Brown hit a game-winning home run - his first round tripper in 43 years

The Angels have officially announced that Albert Pujols has been designated for assignment.

Take care of my heart. It was always going to be yours one way or another.

Tripping out at the Ralph’s rn

Just on some fucks

In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.

Don’t stop trying to find me here amidst the chaos

Damn boy are you suicide squad bc everyone I know and respect says you're awful but I'm still gonna

"Actually, painting is so much better than sculpture right now." -15th century Florentine Twitter

sw Cause they got the Wild Thing coming in to close.

We got you, fam. #WorldSeries

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