The fastest way to attract what’s meant for you is to express yourself so honestly that everything misaligned falls away on its own.

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah was asked by an American teacher: what’s the difference between apartheid in South Africa and racism in the United States?

sprinkling in “anything for you” or “whatever you want” to soft launch that i like being told what to do

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

ladies please stop fucking with rappers & athletes and fuck with us regular niggas who get of work n sit on discord all night

U may not get caught for everything you do but you will pay for everything you have done

If life gettin tough.. get tougher nigga

some guy texted me saying he cracked my girl buddy shes been asleep for 48 hours you ain't crack shit😹😹😹

I have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

sex is cool but have you ever been at your worst and still had someone look at you like youre worth fighting for

thank God for the unlimited chances to become a better person

I leave the bar with 0 phone numbers cuz I'm an alcoholic not a hoe

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

The internet is fake. Most people are normal. Most men aren’t bitter and most women aren’t man haters. Please put down your phone and touch grass.

When i go to the intersectionality competition & this is my opponent

"Boys don't cry" Nigga Jesus wept😭

You said this waaaaay nicer than me lmfao

Most resilient beautiful people in the history of the fucking world