Why is everyone at Apple a master photographer? There is no way I am making my poorly lit drunken selfies my watch face. #WWDC21

#ForAllOfYou - the best way to guarantee a family will NEVER agree on what to watch together, ever. #WWDC21

#MacOSMonterey had better come with some serious fixes for Big Sur's garbage notification center. #WWDC21

Okay Apple. You got me with #UniversalControl. Well played. #WWDC21

Thanks, Matt Swider (The Shortcut)!

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So now two days in with Hilton Honors not letting me use points. They will not unlock my account and I'm getting a little (read: a LOT) frustrated with disinformation and ridiculous hoop jumping. You'd better have this fixed soon. Unsuspend me. Now.

Finally figured out where Sauron fled to after his defeat in Middle Earth. The Cheesecake Factory 🍰

Hey America — the GOP put the plan to overthrow the government in a fucking PowerPoint!

Halo Infinite is an absolutely terrible game. The dialogue is total cringe and every attempt at villainous exposition is just skippable (the Y button on XBOX). The feeble attempts to push a valor points system are truly forgettable. All I want this game to be is over with. F-

Why is the in store music at Ross Dress For Less so hilariously terrible?

Thank you TSA for confiscating my nearly empty 6 oz can of shaving gel. Way to keep America safe. Take THAT terrorists!

Nothing quite like listening to a politicians idiot wife talk about how pro gun HE is the day after a white racist 18 year old drives a couple hours to kill 10 black people in a Buffalo NY supermarket John Kennedy.

Why is Tim Cook the villain in Jurassic World Dominion?

And so begins the era of the #ElonWhale. #FailWhale born anew, but much worse.

I guess that $44B isn't going to pay itself back, right Elon Musk ? bidspotter.com/en-us/auction-…

Hey Visit Baltimore, who keeps prank calling the fire department?

Pre-save my new album "The Future is Now (Live at Club Café)" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/dr… (powered by DistroKid)

CUTENESS OVERLOAD: EASTER EDITION. We have special Easter candies this week. They are absolutely delicious, if you can get past how adorable they look. Only at Valencia Donut Co. instagram.com/p/CqQlO7iLAkj/…

Thank you 91.3 WYEP for premiering our latest single, Candy!