The rats have taken over the game so the Leafs have decided to respond by hiring feral cats.

The Leafs fans who are like "the Leafs were good in recent years and didn't win, therefore the logic that led us to think they were good was horrible and wrong" are exhibiting some real kindergarten logic.

Signing Reaves, Domi and Bertuzzi and expecting the Bash Brothers makes sense if the Bash Brothers were Dean Portman, Averman, and then Guy Germaine if he started doing meth after Connie Moreau dumped his ass.

Hey, you know what teams don’t have to worry about fitting good players under the cap? Fucking bad ones, because they don’t have any good players. Stop trying to pre-trade Nylander, because, again, your fee-fees are hurt over some nonsensical shit you made up in your head

Man, Arvind nailed it this morning when he called it kindergarten logic

Ryan O Reilly’s hometown is as close to Detroit as it is Toronto, can we just not with the “hometown kid” narrative for once?

trying to leave twitter

Mission:Impossible is to the MI franchise as The Fast and The Furious is to the Fast franchise. A quality flick, completely separate from its own franchise now

Moving over to Bluesky clrkaitken.bsky.social

The Leafs are currently the “just one more lane, man” meme but about defence

It’s fun to have to cancel a trip the morning before you go. It’s extra fun to wait on hold for 20 minutes, get your call disconnected, then have to wait on hold for 30 minutes again

I’m sad we lost in the playoffs a bunch so now our HR functions need to be shitty so I feel better about myself!

Nick Alberga is the Jay Rosehill of Sid Sexeiro’s.

I have a Bluesky invite code if anybody needs one. DM

Trade Muzzin’s LTIR to Arizona for Voracek’s LTIR. Leafs get enough additional LTIR room to cover their current cap overage, Arizona saves $5.5MM in actual cash paid. Easy peasy.