omg put the green dye down we will be back tomorrow

i’m degreening now

convinced they will wither and die if they dont mention sleeping in the same bed at least once every 48 hours

SWEATSHIRT GIVEAWAY ✨ giving away one of these cute stardew sweatshirts 🐓🌾 to enter: 💗follow me 💗like & repost 💗reply which colour is your favourite 💗tag someone for an extra entry open internationally 🌎 closes 29th January 🌟

to all phannies on their period right now, remember to transfer your cramps to dan and phil because they're feminists and want to help 💜

wait omg yesterday was my titaversary and i missed it 😢😢

i’m sorry did i just get the bargain of my life

the seller just cancelled my order i’m gonna cryyyy 😭😭😭😭

omg happy birthday to delet ❤️

happy phil day to all who celebrate

why is it whenever dan and phil ask for something it’s as if i have never formed a single thought in my life. outfits? idk never worn one. questions? i’m illiterate

why did i decide to dedicate my time to people who don't own a clock

“i’m holding it like a dainty man” -phil lester

“we can’t offend each other and if you tried to have a serious conversation about separating i would laugh because i’m not worried” may this love find us all

does anyone know where phil’s bday fleece is from bcos i need it

anyway happy 20th birthday to the amazingphil channel im so sorry your owner has abandoned you for his couples channel

went to the desert festival and emily (my wife in this save mind you) made me a cop??!! this is some kind of hate crime

dan went though every single emotion. phil has one (1) emote

saturday: poppy playtime 5 monday: hard wednesday: we going to the cottage