im not a clip farmer i prefer the term short video agriculture specialist

the things that bring me joy drive me to tears

you fucked up my feng shui

i personally cant wait for tomlin to give his quirky little one-liners on amazon prime thursday night football while al michaels rots in the corner

i think we as a society should make peanut butter cookies more often

am i too selfish or not selfish enough

rays are shuffling around deck chairs while the titanic sinks dont mind us

people dont even say bless you anymore they just look at you like this

im just sick of everything man why am i even here if im just gonna get fucked over repeatedly

are u an acetaminophen or ibuprofen girlie

if i had to sum up sean payton in one screenshot

patriots and texans both trying to throw this game because theyre scared of this mf jared the stiddler

can my life not be eventful for a change theyre all bad events

LOOONG OVERDUE WOOOOO

snuggles sound good rn

fuck it one more slot open hmu

sometimes i need to remind myself that i dont have to have a take on everything