this is a guillotine grade caption tbh

our parents really treated coffee and energy drinks like street drugs for kids and i’m glad 😭

Saw someone reacting to the "all you had to do was pay us enough to live" story with "don't take an entry level job at 28 years old." ENTRY LEVEL JOBS SHOULD BE PAID A LIVING WAGE

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

my blue collar boyfriend told me most of his coworkers refuse to eat pussy bc they think it’s “gay”

if sm wasn't a bunch of cowards aespa would have been an nct subunit

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

none of that native aluminum free shit either

When you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually two minutes before your alarm goes off

Mind you, she’s wearing a full face of make up. Men are so easy to fool.

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

this study has been replicated a shitload of times that the 5 day work week tends to be a waste of everybody's time but nobody important really seems to care that that's the case

i was laughing reading all the comments and then it hit me and i shed a tear

She got under that nigga skin INSTANTLY dawg im crying

There’s something so funny about the King of K-pop being this chronically online 😭

great! we should start by refunding every ticket fee for every show attended in the last 5 years

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

depois de uma década sendo kpopper você vai escolher uma empresa pra ser fã de todos os grupos que ela lança, é muito importante que você não escolha a sm ((autocrítica

went with my dad to drop food off at a dell campus once… everyone was walking around the building bc they had finished their lunch 😭