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【❂ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 ❂】

"𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐲."

──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ──── ❝𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅?!❞ ────☆* :｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰ ──── 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆, 𝑻𝒐 𝑰𝒔𝒆𝒌𝒂𝒊 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕 •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• #MVRP #SFWRP #NSFWRP

⠀⠀ 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒆𝒆𝒑-𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑷𝒐𝒌𝒆́𝒎𝒐𝒏. ▱ 𝒁𝑬𝑲𝑹𝑶𝑴 ▱ #𝑮𝑰𝑱𝑰𝑵𝑲𝑨𝑹𝑷 | #𝑷𝑲𝑴𝑵𝑹𝑷 | #𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 | #𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾𝑹𝑷

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︾ 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 ︽ ︵‿︵‿︵୨୧ - - ୨୧‿︵‿︵‿ 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 #𝑷𝑲𝑴𝑵𝑹𝑷 | #𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 | #𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾𝑹𝑷

"ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ ᴋɪꜱꜱ; ꜱᴜᴄʜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ'ꜱ ʙʟɪꜱꜱ." ~ ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ꜱʜᴀᴋᴇꜱᴘᴇᴀʀᴇ

⠀ 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀. ⠀⠀⠀⠀❝𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦.❞ 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙾𝙲 𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 #ˢᵘᶤʳᵉᶰ 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔 & 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 ⠀

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵... ⠀⠀⠀⠀❝𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩!❞ 𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙾𝙲 𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚢 #𝒞𝓁ℯ𝒻 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔 & 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜

♚ 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓? ♚

"𝐄𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧! 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭! 𝐁𝐮𝐡-𝐛𝐲𝐞!"

meow meow meow meow meow. :3

"Oh no sweetie! That's when you call in the slime alien!" Honey gives him a little wave and a wink.

"Hi! Hello! Welcome to BooBies! The best breastaurant this side of the Apple Omega Nine galaxy!"

"We always love a good #ThighThursday here! This extra table service is on the house on Friday nights and weekends!"

"Mmmmm... What species was it again?" The busty blonde waitress prods her cheek a few times. Too many alien species she kept in that little noggin of hers. "Not the blue ones. We eat those. Green and yellow ones are poisonous. Red ones burn. Ah! You want purple or pink!"

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"Oh?! Good afternoon my fellow BooBians! It is Wing Wednesday here at BooBies! The best breastaurant this side of... Um... Dave...? What galaxy are we in now? Right! Anyways! 50% off all wings and a free Gilgamesh tequila with any order!" Cue anime boobie bounce.