How ballet dancers How ballet look dancers feel

Archeologists can find the remains of entire civilisations that existed thousands of years ago, meanwhile I have yet to find my turnout.

Teacher: welcome! Today we are going to learn how to fondu. This is a basic but important ballet step! Me, holding a small ceramic pot, portable burner and an assortment of cheeses: I think I made a mistake

Becky I said I could perform miracles, not fix your turnout

The real dancer math is that we can only count 5, 6, 7 and 8.

Your first three emojis is how you dance I'll go first: ❤️💀🩰

Your first three emojis are how you dance

My favourite ballet position? Foetal position, obviously.

I'm really into BDSM...ballet dance style musicality 🩰✨😌🎀

LGBTQ = let's go for ballet tonight queen 🌈🩰💅

Every male corps ballet dancer after the first act of Swan Lake:

Size inclusive dancewear is so brat

Me if obsessing over Osipova's zombie pointe shoes were an Olympic sport

Me if falling out of my pirouettes were an Olympic sport

LGBTQ = let's go for ballet tonight queens 💅🩰🌈

"So what role did you get in Nutcracker?"

From now on I will refer to my teachers' opinions of my dancing as 'fan theories'

"What are contemporary dance teachers like?" Me:

What are contemporary dancers like? Me: