You’re about to experience the best week of your life.

When i yell 6 7 to my little cousins but instead of following the trend they just say "grown ass man btw" and walk away

As a man, why are you not a Super Saiyan? 🤨

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

His mentor gets turned into an octopus, his best friend hates him, and the love of his life is getting married all in the exact same week and he still goes to his job.

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best: "I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

FLOCK it will forever be LOVE 🤞🏽💜

Top male canon events - Transformer Megan Fox scene - Crying thinking about mom dying - Being like by a chopped shyt - Searching up your phone size - Finding out Santa was fake - Finding out what L3 and R3 was - Buzz cut - Fumbling the perfect girl because immature

I wonder if she likes younger dudes who have no money

universal male canon event

“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS #RAVENS QUARTERBACK JOE FLACCO IN HIS PRIME…?” Flacco eliminated all of these legendary quarterbacks in one playoff run:

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

Shit gon pay off nigga

I don’t miss you at 2 AM. I miss you when life gives me a win and I cannot tell you.

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

for a dry ass phone I be on it a lot.