"Rumor of the day: Commander Reyes /isn't/ a cannibal, but instead I've resorted to a new low and have been eating dogs. What the fuck?"

"My mutt and I are offended."

And every day I have to make decisions that send hundreds of people like you to their deaths.

(( might've been a bad idea to make an account in the middle of october, i can't join in on the Spook™

His head hurts bad, he doesn't know what from, but it's pretty bad.

(( i should make a headcanons list for reyes, but it's probably gonna be full of depressing stuff regarding reaper

(( working on a new page on my carrd, let's see just how much i can make this boy suffer

"Mghh." He taps his pen on his desk. The migraines have been getting worse, maybe he should take his yearly leave.

"Energy drinks are bad, kids. Go with coffee, infinitely better than those things."

(( i'm late to the height party. /good/.

"Really don't know when was the last time I got a decent amount of hours of sleep."

"I honestly don't know how someone can mess up making instant noodles, but Jack somehow did it. Don't know if I'm proud or disappointed."

Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks.

"That O'Deorain girl... Hmm." Does the commander have a crush? Uh oh.

(( unfollow me right now because all i'm gonna be able to talk about through gabriel for the next few days is MOIRA O'DEORAIN

(( i'm so damn tempted to make a moira account but i barely even use reyes.

(( so i caved in and made that account. 𝑀ᴏɪʀᴀ.