A hill I will die on: F1 sucks and isn’t entertaining #F1 #Bixbyisback #gloria

(me in the back of a cop car) “lights green you can go”

How much dih would a woodchuck suh if a woodchuck could suh dih #dih #woodchuck

like comparing your first BJ to your first kiss. Both equally special and not to be tainted with comparisons to each other

I would strike Dave Soytnoy out in 3 pitches. slider outside. whiffed. curveball in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. all u can do is eat pizza kill yourself. And BANG inside corner. you’re out. you have always been out. You’ve been out since the day you were born. #stolentweet