I’m seriously considering getting my office swept for bugs.

Good on British Airways … Shame on Ryanair …

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Chapel St Leonard's (East Lindsey) Council By-Election Result: ➡️ RFM: 65.8% (New) 🌳 CON: 15.6% (-20.7) 🙋 Ind: 6.7% (New) 🌹 LAB: 5.4% (-27.7) 🔶 LDM: 4.7% (New) 🙋 Ind: 1.7% (New) No Ind (-30.5) as previous. Reform GAIN from Conservative. Changes w/ 2023.

Chancellor goes around the media trailing the suggestion that she will break a manifesto pledge on income tax in the next budget. But after a major backlash, she abandons the plan. So now she looks both untrustworthy *and* incompetent. Amatuerish ain't the word.

The oldest meat & fish markets in London, which date back 850 years, are facing closure from 2028. Smithfield meat market & Billingsgate fish market are to close after the City of London Corporation voted to withdraw support. The independent fishmongers and butchers in the two

Clearly the private toilets of Notting Hill are just for looking at. Whilst public footways used by the plebs are fair game! Oh how the metropolitan elite never let us down….

Perfectly named undertaker. 👇 Well, Rachel is about to bury the whole country:

Sadly true, things need to change.

I have no words… I’m speechless. I almost can’t believe it. HOW can this happen and no one notices or reports it? Our country has well and truly fallen! Oxfordshire County Council, do you have any comment? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Looks like the “house asylum seekers on army bases” strategy is going swimmingly

And this is why the little mermaid statue in Copenhagen Harbour has more chance of success than Shabana Mahmood MP’s Danish plan, when it comes to securing our UK borders! Because The Labour Party’s backbenchers will become the party’s very own destructive autoimmune disease! #LabourChaos

For the same reason all your Tory MPs did.

Apart from the fact this terminal fraud still hasn’t repaid the 40k stamp duty she nearly swindled out of HMRC, just imagine, for a second, a woman with nothing more than an NVQ 2 to her name, having to conduct emergency talks with Putin! 🤯

Sounds reasonable to me! #dogs

Shabana Mahmood spent years attacking tough borders — now she’s cosplaying Denmark and pretending to be Reform UK. Peak hypocrisy. Enjoy Sweet Border-Line:

Seems like Shabana has more faces than Big Ben! Which one is on show today I wonder?💭 #LabourOutNow

This hypothetical scenario collapses at the eighth word for most of us.

Expect new neighbours.........

Hey Sky News, just tuned into your 6 o’clock news… 23 mins in… thought I was in the United States! Anything going on in the UK tonight?