Someone hasn’t dealt with invisible teleporting demons. x.com/sutabasuto/sta…

Then she should know that one HAS to have escaped her at one point. And would gladly escape her again. x.com/sutabasuto/sta…

So in other words, it’s happened. x.com/sutabasuto/sta…

So a demon escaped her eyes. And could escape her eyes again. She’s gonna get sued for false advertising. x.com/sutabasuto/sta…

But it escaped her eyes. So she should say that no demons survive. x.com/sutabasuto/sta…

Cue a long, overly exasperated groan. This joke has been taken to a new level, one that almost physically hurt just to see.

“Don’t steal kids. Cause if you do... I dunno, God’ll do something—look, I’m a half cooked Buddhist, so I’m really not the best person to talk about thievery.”

|| A Kat FC, Named Syd, A police officer, Named Syd, A suspicious ‘Hmm’, Not from Syd.

Yᴇs ʏᴇs﹐ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴs. Cᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ·s ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ﹐ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢᴀʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs.

|| To use Rean, or to use Crow? Oh these are the questions.

People who are like this are only fun when they can be seen.

This had better ALSO be the day Ophelia realized she needed a job. The intelligence division can only cover so many sweet treats.

“Thousands of species have come to Earth from other planets, solar systems, and even other galaxies. And like... seven have been worth it. Trust me.”

“Listen. You can step... anywhere on my body and I probably wouldn’t complain. Not saying you should, I’m just clearing that up.” @_SEMIRAMlS