Jerry jones is on the Epstein list MTG told me

Jerry jones really might be the best gm in the nfl

George Pickens is my favorite guy, fuck the eagles, Jalen hurts could be a good rb maybe

My first 3 meals today were Parmesan cheese

Mike McDaniel at home after getting fired:

Little bear is my new favorite kids show. This bear retarded as hell

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha AD out for months for hand surgery hahahahahahhaah fuck my fucking face. Nico Harrison continues to haunt my dreams. Fuck me dude I can’t have one god damn thing

Political ads are officially back. This one homeboy Chip Roy claims to be maga in his ads but his challenger says chip isn’t really maga and he’s more maga. My jaw is on the floor. Is chip really not maga? He said he was on tv I don’t understand

I hope stidham throughs 400 yards let’s go

Favorite scene from Free Solo lol

I was supposed to work from home yesterday and today before we even knew we’d be iced in. Now I just can’t bring myself to work on a snow day, they’ll understand

Autistic bros love tiffs treats, not a joke just an observation

Europe loves to talk about how racist Americans are then they call any black dude playing against their soccer team every single racist name

Political commercials are what I live for. Chip Roy is truly racist and that’s why I’ll vote for him instead of career racist (insert any other name here)

I’m done saying thank you to the Starbucks employees, they’re cut off

First guy left off the standby list for the flight home after a weekend in Reno, I watched the plane fly off with my fist clinched so hard then the emotional support dogs came up and let me pet them for 5 min and it’s the only reason I’m not in jail

Of course this is my uber drivers first time in an airport

I fucking hate dealing with drug dealers, wish I could leave a yelp review for homeboy