What in the clone is happening here?! 👀

😭😭😭

What Lewis Hamilton sees every night😂

A woman asked, “Why is it that if I sleep with 3 men, I’m called loose… but when a man sleeps with 10 women, he’s praised as a real man?” A Chinese man smiled and replied, “Simple. Confucius say: If one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it’s a weak lock. But if one

If you rob a bank, you're called a criminal. If the bank robs you, it's called finance. If everyone robs each other, it's called Solana.

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently and my nephew said “you should go inside when you get there”and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

This looks like male chat. 😂

claude code has revolutionized my life. i can’t tell you anything im doing yet but understand im cooking. its changed my life. i obviously can’t share why or how but i haven’t felt like this in decades. i just need you to know. decades. more on this later but i just need everyone

If you live in California, you can just announce you are moving to Florida and everyone will assume you’re a billionaire.

This is so Real 😂💀

Stablecoins looking good here

“She said she is busy Saturday night but can do Valentine’s Day dinner on Friday”

Me and the supermodel I pulled from religiously posting about the sun and European summers

Sexual tension is always highest in places it’s not supposed to be: Airports Quiet coffee shop Gyms Your work wife at 9 am CVS pharmacy on 34th street Whole Foods dairy section Office elevator Apartment laundry room Trader Joe’s checkout line Dog park bench With the bartender

Me at the gym on Feb 14th looking for all the low self-esteem single lonely girls to add to my roster

Mfs walking into CVS to cop a Plan B the day after Valentine’s day

The Winter Olympics are reportedly facing a condom shortage after athletes went through 10,000 in just three days 👀⛷️🏽🥰

2022: It's so over in the Bay Area. Miami is the future. 2026: