Why the fuck are the Revenue in the parade? Fuck outta here, nobody likes you.

Am leaving McLaren and becoming a Haas fan immediately if they drop some sick merch to go with this.

Man why do people even like PlayStation? Every time I go to have a quick go of Gran Turismo it needs to update and it takes well over an hour. Apparently it reinstalls the entire game file plus all previous patches/dlc. Unoptimized bullshit.

Don't come to school tomorrow. (It's Sunday)

So are loads of people watching Game of Thrones for the first time over the past month, or did the algo just decide that I want to see every GOT related post on this site all of a sudden?

Dude forgot to run and they're blaming the bull for being "out of control"

ICE in the airports today

We all know you set your own Amjewlances on fire. It's not going to work...

Fuckin n suckin

Seriously, what the fuck is Sony's problem?

good lad gromit

Fuck me, the cost of living crisis is getting out of hand.

I see petrol is 1.90 a litre again and diesel is over 2.10. So the apparent tax cut from the government did absolutely nothing then. Surprise surprise.

New Yorkers are a different breed I swear to God. Not only did they invent the corner shop and the sandwich, they've now come up with the idea of walking home.

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

"oh great, this fuckin melt"

Had to go on a ruthless bluetick blocking spree this morning as my TL was full of long bullshit LinkedIn style stories again. Felt bad blocking some of our new Japanese/Chinese friends but sadly they do the same shit so gotta go.

Absolute piece of shit wakes up to a world where nobody likes him. Is this just SBC's biography?

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.