Lyf rn

Loving the twitter Olympics more than the actual one

I keep moving my small amount of money back and forth between my banks to feel like I’m getting paid 🏦💰

Me on my way to make my producer watch every cringe 2000s Tamil movie saying it’s “part of my lore”

I’m in Titanic rn , DND 🙏🏼

The music industry ppl smell like Dior sauvage or Boss Hugo 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😩😩

Mannnnnnnn!!!!✈️✈️✈️ ✈️

My dad’s take away from a family funeral was to make a Wtsapp group with all the cousins! It’s high pressure being the admins son

The only thing worse than not getting what you want is someone else getting it

Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking about buying a land

I might be a non-vegan !

If I make music on my laptop or my electric guitar it is electronic music !

There’s this one mosquito that has a permanent residency in my room from the past one year , the performance starts every day exactly at 2:30am in my left ear every single night 🙏🏼🙏🏼 soon I will clap and it’s over

I’m sorry but people just have an ugly smile !

Getting a Shiva tattoo is like getting a fast and furious sticker on your car

Is it true that your nipples get darker every time you get angry ?

Ever popped so much that you had to flush thrice

In this economy a 10/10 baddie can’t be tone def! Im sorry but that’s the bare minimum

I’m overweight with all this phlegm in my lungs 🫁

Just used a faucet that made me pee through my asshole ⚡️