I was talking to my mom last night & mentioned to her that I got invited to another wedding later this year & she said "All your friends are getting married except for you. You're not looking so good for the photo right now." My mom's a savage.🫠😭

My brother keeps saying he has a 410k. idk what that is but I want one too.

Spaceman on Netflix is 🥹😭🔥🥺

I'm having an excellent hair day today. 😎

Watching #Adolescence on Netflix with my girlfriend, and she pointed this out…Now I can’t unsee it. LOOK at the coffee cup! ☕️👀😂

Hey FedEx, I dropped off an iPhone return in one of your drop boxes over a week ago and it was never scanned or delivered. Now I’m out $1,000 and you’re telling me you take no responsibility for drop box packages? What’s the point of even having them?

Why diamond looking like he’s on squid games 😂😂😂 #PowerForce

So… what exactly is Stranger Things Conformity Gate and why did Episode 9 just show up?? 👀”

Just installed macOS Tahoe and why does everything look like this now

I know Usama is gonna kill it! #funnyaf

Guys I think the crowd sucks. And so comedians aren’t vibing. #funnyaf

Chris Rock is prob up there like, “Thank God I’m getting paid for this,” because he’s ain’t remembering these bits. #funnyaf

Let’s go. Hoping tonight goes better than yesterday….if not then I want my money back. #funnyaf

I see everyone complaining about Caitlin talking about her pussy, but somehow Ron Taylor talked about dicks for half his set and everybody was spiritually seated. #funnyaf

My vote is for Usama. I think he got this in the bag. #funnyaf