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sal

@clickclickonsal

🇩🇴 Master of Pun. I write code that someday will be refactored. Engineering things @sesolabor.

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calendar_today09-01-2011 03:55:41

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I was talking to my mom last night & mentioned to her that I got invited to another wedding later this year & she said "All your friends are getting married except for you. You're not looking so good for the photo right now." My mom's a savage.🫠😭

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Watching #Adolescence on Netflix with my girlfriend, and she pointed this out…Now I can’t unsee it. LOOK at the coffee cup! ☕️👀😂

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Hey FedEx, I dropped off an iPhone return in one of your drop boxes over a week ago and it was never scanned or delivered. Now I’m out $1,000 and you’re telling me you take no responsibility for drop box packages? What’s the point of even having them?

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Chris Rock is prob up there like, “Thank God I’m getting paid for this,” because he’s ain’t remembering these bits. #funnyaf

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I see everyone complaining about Caitlin talking about her pussy, but somehow Ron Taylor talked about dicks for half his set and everybody was spiritually seated. #funnyaf