Men who support women's right to things that also benefit men (abortion, contraception, sex work) but dismiss as trivial nonsense issues that benefit only women (women-only spaces, lesbian dating sites, maternal health, women's sport) are telling you clearly who they are.

Great news! The giant panda is no longer endangered, so we can start eating them.

You know that one friend everybody has, the one you ask for a Band-Aid or tylenol or phone charger? That's me. I'm that friend

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

With Carney's new liberal majority we have to stop making fun of the American education system...our own maple magats don't know how our government works😅🤣😂

Prime Minister Mark Carney has been named one of TIME Magazine's “Top 100 Most Influential People of 2026”

My future is brighter than the sun after leaving an afternoon matinee

I went to London, Ontario once and a seven-year-old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself

A reading from the Book of Tarantino

In line today, the man in front of me turned and loudly said "I'M MARRIED! I THINK MY WIFE JILL WOULD LOVE YOUR PERFUME IF YOU COULD TELL ME THE NAME. FOR MY WIFE. MY WIFE JILL Honestly that's a green flag there Jill! Chanel L'eau coming your way

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

Are they open or closed today

Did Mel Brooks write this war?!

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email

Hey girl , you know how you're special and don't sweat that much so crystal deodorant is fine? *you're not *you do *it absolutely is not

Billion dollar idea: A food truck big enough that people can go inside and sit down to eat.

I held the 1st door to a building for someone, they held the 2nd door for me, then we high-fived with our hockey sticks and toasted with a glass of maple syrup 🏒🍁🥂

i hope this email kills us both instantly

(at the health store) One health please

The perfect candle doesn't exi...